Wednesday, June 5, 2013

Well, there went my childhood..

Hello Friends,

Did you ever see a scary movie that featured a toy you used to have? Or maybe you still have it?

"Woman In Black","Poltergeist", "The Shinning"and "Chucky" are some of the films to feature scary ass toys that play a role in frightening you. In "Woman In Black" the odd monkey-clanging-symbol toy that weirded me out! Every time that toy went off you knew that crazy lady was coming and sh*t was going to get real!!!! Vintage toys in general are terrifying,not only because of the discoloration or stained clothing, but I firmly believe that demonic souls dwell in each and every one of them.
In "Poltergeist" one of the scariest scenes is when the sadistic clown doll is looking at Robbie and just the look is enough to make you want to burn the doll!!! First of all, clowns are scary by themselves but a CLOWN DOLL takes the cake. Second of all, if I was a parent, I would never let my child have a toy like that! What kind of responsible person would I be if I let some juju ridden doll enter my child's room.
The Shining made me terrified of a lot of things but nothing compares to my immense fear of red tricycles. Every time I see a child on one, I scan the area for bloody twins wearing matching outfits. Not only was the tracking shot following Danny on his tricycle jarring, because you didn't know what was going to be behind each corner, but the noise of the tricycle hitting the wood and carpet was equally disturbing! In short, red tricycles are scary and should be outlawed.
Finally to wrap up our morbid childhood toys is the coup de grâce, Chucky. A possessed doll that inhabits a soul of a serial killer,child's play right? WRONG! Dolls are scary enough on their own but this one not only talks and walks, it also kills people!! Now yes, the franchise became more and more comical as they progressed so that why I'm looking forward to the remake of the original. But going back to murderous dolls, the voice, the clothing, the red hair (nothing against red heads) all signs that this doll isn't right and should be burned upon arrival!!! 

My childhood was ruined due to these films and it continues to be ruined. Just the other day I spotted my nephews choo-choo pillow in Paranormal Activity 2 so naturally that pillow can never see the light of day again, so thanks! 

Sound off on some of your scariest encounters with toys either in films or real life! 

Thanks for reading! Keep watching and get scared! 


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